Yet the pleasure we partake in; was caused by the fanged grin

First off, helping advertising Kyuuichi’s thatlittleARTshop! Visit~! They sell many cute little things -makes eyes-

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Cadmus (to Ryuu): HAY BABEH-waggles eyebrows-

Ryuu (to Cadmus): -blush–pauses in thought–blushes harder- I AM NOT A GIRL.

Cadmus: I know babeh -dirty pervy leer-

Ryuu: W-what is it?! -suspicious eyes-

Cadmus: -waggles eyebrows-

Ryuu: …. Aren’t your muscles gonna spoil with all the wiggly business?

Cadmus: I am immortal babeh -waggles eyebrows-

Ryuu: -sniffs indignantly- Immortal, not invincible.

Cadmus: (begins cheesy lines) I’ll be invincible for you babeh-waggles eyebrows-

Ryuu: -twitch- -places a palm on his forehead- T-that is so….

Cadmus: Where were you last night? ….. Running in my dreams chasing after my heart babeh -moony face-

Ryuu: …. Did you forget your medications today or is your hormones acting up again?

Cadmus: 8D -loopy- I FUCKING LOVE YOU RYUUUUUUUUUUUU

Ryuu: W-what the…?! -pauses–smells the alcohol–wrinkles nose with a scowl- Had a drink too many huh

Cadmus: -sings- LEEEET ME PUUUUUT MY LUUUUURVE INTO YOOOOUUUUU BABEHHHH

Ryuu: ?! -blushes hard- What in the world….

Cadmus: -drunk rockstar pose- COOOOME ON BABEY LIGHT MY FIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEE

Ryuu: -sighs- A horny and drunk Cadmus. Right. Now, where did I leave that bug smacking thing…? -turns around to search, bending down to look under the couch- [BAD MOVE THERE.]

Cadmus: YOU SHOOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG BAAABEYYYY -staggers to Ryuu and gropes his butt-

Ryuu: Hiiieeekkk…!! -gasps in surprise, jumping up in shock and clutching his bum- C-Cadmus!

Cadmus: OOOOH YEAH I TELLL YOU SOMMEEEETHING I WAAANNA HOLD YOUUUUR HAAAAAAND -sings and giggles and gropes some more-

Ryuu: -blushes- Goodness gracious… Who in the world let him drink…?!

Cadmus: -giggles and lays sloppy kisses on Ryuu’s neck- I WAAAANA BE YOU LOVER BABEYYYY I WAAANNNA BE YOUR MAAAAN

Ryuu: -blush–soft, tiny, shy voice- Aren’t I already….

Cadmus: THERE SHEEEEE GOES -giggles- I MEAN THERE HEEEEE GOES THERE HE GOESSSS AGAINNNNNNNN -pulls Ryuu down and sits in his lap-

Ryuu: Eeek..!! -surprised- [Thoughts: I should seriously stop getting surprised all the time. I think I'm losing my touch.]

Cadmus: -looks at Ryuu with glazed drunk and horny eyes- THERE WEEERE BELLS ON A HIIIIIILLLLL BUT I NEVER HEARD THEM RINGING……….. NO I NEVEEERRR HEARD THEM AT ALLLLLLLLLLLL TILL THERE WAAASSSS YOUUUUUUUU

D: -spanks cadmus- HEY wake up from your drunkenness dammit D<

Ryuu: -twitch- [... Maybe I shouldn't have sent him for those lessons on music....]

Cadmus: -jolts and notices he is in Ryuu’s lap- Uhhh…. -groans and clutches head- MY HEAD DAMMIT

Ryuu: -in a dry, amused voice- Are you plenty sane now?

Cadmus: -groans- Don’t speak so loud…. owwww what happened?

Ryuu: You. Drunk.

Cadmus: I NEVER GET DRUNK… OHHHH -moans and falls onto Ryuu-

Ryuu: -scowls- Are you telling me that i’m LYING to you about your hangover that happens OBVIOUSLY to people who DRINKS?

Cadmus: -doesn’t hear Ryuu, massaging his temples- Damn it…. SOMEONE THE SIZE OF A WHALE JUST STEPPED ON MY HEAD

Ryuu: -sighs–moves closer to Cadmus, kissing him softly on the forehead, attempting to heal him slightly-

Cadmus: -pouts and sniffles- I feel like a loooooseeerrrrr -whines-

Ryuu: -pats his head nicely, resisting the urge of his nature to be mean- There, there. If it helps, I guess I’ll do whatever you like until you feel better? -has dug his own grave without meaning to-

Cadmus: 8D ANYTHING? -clutches head- Then will you sing a Beatles song for meeeeee?

Ryuu: -bites his lips, thinks of a song- When I find myself in times of trouble,mother mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom let it be~
And in my hour of darkness, she is standing infront of me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be.

Cadmus: 8D -still kind of loopy- wooooooooo~ AMAZING -flops forward and passes out on top of Ryuu-

Enough said lol. And that is a nekkid Cadmus yes. And a diao Eclipse lol.