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I couldn’t post this fucking hilarious piece into this blog because it is far too crude, but it is damn funny nonetheless :D So I decided to post it into another website.
Generate your own!
Here are the photographs I helped to take. Do enjoy your out of focus expressions, cheesy poses, etc, and do steal the pictures if you want to (and leave a comment because I would like it) I cannot be bothered to talk about the graduation and what happened, during, before and after it. I’m too fucked. BTW — Selamat Hari Raya.
Aishah, Seri Ayu, Adlina, Liyana
Aishah, Seri Ayu, Adlina, Liyana
Priscilla, Shakila, whatshername? , Aishah
Aishah and Poobalan (sp?)
Liyana, Adlina and Aishah
Priscilla, Xue’er, Aishah
Xue’er and Aishah
Hana, Aishah, Jacqueline, Yuxin in Power Rangers pose
Hana and Adlina
Adlina and Priscilla
PS: I’m not in any of the pictures as you’ve seen. You wouldn’t like to see me with my dark eye circles, lack of photoshop and makeup and pouty expressions (unintentional).
PPS: BTW I’m too tired to photoshop any of these images, what you see is what you get.
THE LETTER ‘A’
Are you Available?
Yes, but no.
What is your Age?
16 in a few days time! :D
What Annoys you?
A lot of things, but for now, it is mainly STUDYING FOR O LEVELS.
THE LETTER ‘B’
Do you live in a Big house?
It’s not even a house. It’s an apartment flat!
When is your Birthday?
15 October :D
Who is your Best friend?
No idea
THE LETTER ‘C’
What’s your favorite Chocolate?
Belgian Dark Chocolate.
Who’s your Crush?
Erm, Robert Del Naja? :D
When was the last time you Cried?
You don’t need to know that.
THE LETTER ‘D’
Do you Daydream?
A lot. Especially in E Maths class.
What’s your favorite kind of Dog?
Don’t know.
What Day of the week is it?
The 4th day of the week.
THE LETTER ‘E’
Have you ever been in the Emergency room?
No.
Did you had a crush that starts w/ the letter E?
No idea.
THE LETTER ‘F’
Favorite Flower?
Phalaenopsis lindenii. It’s pretty.
THE LETTER ‘G’
Do you chew Gum?
Sometimes.
Are you a Giver or a taker?
Depends on the situation.
THE LETTER ‘H’
What’s your Height?
5′5”
what color is your Hair?
Dark auburn.
THE LETTER ‘I’
What’s your favorite Ice cream?
Chocolate chip and cookies. You see, I’m a big chocolate fan.
Have you ever Ice skated?
Yes, but the results were disastrous. I am never going to do it again.
Do you play an Instrument?
I used to be able to play the guitar. But that was 5 years ago and I think I’ve forgotten how to play it.
THE LETTER ‘J’
What’s your favorite Jelly bean?
I hate jelly beans! Chocolates all the way!
Have you ever heard a really hilarious Joke?
Why, yes I am.
Do you wear Jewelry?
When I feel like.
THE LETTER ‘K’
Who do you want to Kill?
No one. I’m a peaceful Humanist, with an acid brain (think of it in terms of ‘acid tongue’ but more harmless).
Do you want Kids?
For sure.
Where did you have Kindergarten?
I forgot.
THE LETTER ‘L’
Are you Laid back?
I can, but to type, I have to sit up straight.
THE LETTER ‘M’
Whats your favorite Movie?
Uncountable (that is not a movie FFS).
Do you still watch Disney Movies?
I’ve never had cable TV before. Poor me.
Do you like Mangoes?
Especially when made into milkshakes.
THE LETTER ‘N’
Do you have a Nickname?
Erm, Vivi?
Whats your favorite Number?
3.
Do you prefer Night over day?
I like the night. Its cooler than the day. I wish we could all go to school at night. Then we’d become nocturnal. And that is tres awesome.
THE LETTER ‘O’
Whats your One wish?
To be able to get at least, 19 points for my L1R5.
THE LETTER ‘P’
What one fear are you most Paranoid about?
Why should I tell you?
What’s a Personality trait you look for in the opposite sex you like?
Can I list three? Humorous, witty, and sexy.
THE LETTER ‘Q’
Are you Quick to judge people?
Hm, am I?
THE LETTER ‘R’
Do you watch Reality TV?
No.
THE LETTER ‘S’
Do you prefer Sun or rain?
The rain. I like the faint scent of it. It’s romantic, in a way.
Do you like Snow?
No.
Season?
Autumn.
THE LETTER ‘T’
What Time is it?
10.02 pm
What time did you wake up?
6.30 am
THE LETTER ‘U’
Do you prefer underwear or thongs?
Underwear. Thongs are disgusting. The way they ride up your arse-crack is atrocious.
THE LETTER ‘V’
Whats the worst veggie?
Leeks. They’re rancid.
Where do you want to go on Vacation?
Somewhere cool, windy, pleasant and picturesque.
THE LETTER ‘W’
What’s your Worst habit?
I’d rather not say!
THE LETTER ‘X’
Have you ever had an X-ray?
Never.
Do you own a xylophone?
Isn’t owning a piano better. Besides, it makes a better sound than the “ting ting” semi-annoyant sound a xylophone emits.
THE LETTER ‘Y’
Do you like the color yellow?
No, it hurts my eyes. I prefer colours like black, blue, or green. All in dark shades.
Wh at Year were you born in?
- 1991.
Whats one thing you Yearn for?
I yearn for a lot of things. It can never be one thing. For freedom, for happiness, for achieving my dreams to become an established writer, for recognition.
THE LETTER ‘Z’
Whats your Zodiac sign?
Libra.
Do you believe in the zodiac?
No. It’s all over-hyped crap.
