Behold a jocund morn indeed! - Sun on high - birds in sky.

Stuff it you bitter fanatic Harry Potter fans who were disappointed with “Order of the Phoenix”… you obviously did not think or forethought of teh hotness oozing from that movie. As far as I know, making a 956 page paperback into a 2 and a half hour or so movie is quite a feat. Yeah yeah, I know.

“THEY LEFT OUT SOME OF THE BEST PARTS FROM THE BOOK!!”

and

“THEY DID NOT FOLLOW THE PLOT OF THE GODDAMN BOOK! IT IS SHIT! DON’T WATCH IT! AHH!”

But who cares? You can always change and tweak the script a wee bit to meet the time limit. Who wants to watch a 5 hour long movie? It’s eye candy all the same.

I just love the utterly depressing, dark-ish feeling I get when watching the first few parts (and also a few other parts in the rest of the movie) as it reminded me of myself for a bit. I’m just mad that way. The dementors looked so bloody scary and realistic and ugly — damn it was more awesome than the 3rd movie, which has now been downgraded in my top 3 most favourite Harry Potter movie list to No. 2. Grimmauld Place sliding open like that was so pretty, I clutched my seat in wonderment!

Mm, let me proclaim to my blog readers the hottest man from the movie:

LUCIUS MALFOY!!!!! (a.k.a. Jason Isaacs)

*super shrill fangirl shriek*

He is “vair, vair” handsome!!

Holy fuck is he fucking hot. His golden (but obviously dyed) hair is goddamn beautiful — ah fuck it, his face is goddamn beautiful as well. His “sneering” disposition and arrogance is just so damn attractive, I was squealing like fuck whenever he came on — trust me, the person who came with me knows (and was utterly humiliated at my silly, goofy grin for the rest of the night) and probably does not want to repeat that incident again. I don’t normally adore older men — he’s 44!, but shit, he is hot! I watched him Apparate and Disapparate in his Death Eater uniform and I was still squealing like mad! I wonder if anyone else in the cinema had the same reaction as moi… hm. I nearly melted into a puddle of goo into the floor when he waved his wand in front of his mask and it dissipated away to reveal his evil, sexy, gorgeousness. Ha!

In my mind,

BLOND HAIR + BLUE EYES + EVILNESS = BLOODY FUCKING SEXY

The above formula will thus explain why I adore the vampire Lestat de Lioncourt as well.

I know Daniel Radcliffe is/was hot in the movie, but still, Jason Isaac’s performance surpassed his! As I was walking and grinning, ambling back home I was also skipping along like Luna Lovegood did.

Let’s have a look at Mr. Gorgeous again:

If you look closer, he has that utterly sexy little half-smirk that makes me want to kiss it off, and maybe untie his hair and run my fingers seductively through it, and nibble and lick at his gorgeous neck and feel him shudder, hm. Maybe I should stop this, I’m getting too rambunctious. It might lead to unforeseen circumstances. But holy fuck, who is to deny me ranting at someone else’s gorgeousness?

And another gorgeous picture:

Woo! *wink wink* Hello Mr. Smooth! He looks so handsome in this picture, does he not? I love the emphasis on his blue, blue, eyes. Looks nearly vampiric, doesn’t it. The only thing Jason Isaacs needs to do now, is to act in some vampire movie and drink and suck someone’s blood, show some little-half smirk and a hint of fang, croon into some persons’ ear some seductive lines, then I know I’d be doomed to adore him forever… like I’d ever suffer from the doom.

The last ever movie to make me be so excited about was Queen of the Damned, in which Stuart Townsend took the role of Lestat, with the obvious and glaring inaccuracies — eg, not having blond hair, grey eyes, etc. But if you ignore them, you would agree that he is pretty damn fine in that movie.

This is Stuart Townsend with Vincent Perez acting as Marius de Romanus. I love Marius de Romanus’s character in the books. But in this movie, he just does not seem to shine — you know, his personality and whatnot? He seems to be afraid of the world… and I just know that Marius is not like that. Other than that, well, two words: EYE CANDY.

You know sometimes you just cannot convey certain emotions into words? You have to see both movies to agree with me. I wouldn’t be able to get to sleep tonight I think… I’d be reminiscing about his gorgeousness. Not that I don’t like the dreams that would definitely come along. As for the Deathly Hallows book, I’d rather wait till after O Levels are over and done with to find out for myself. I’ve had more than enough spoilers from Lj groups alone!